My uNdER-StUdY

CPL Aravin has been officially been appointed as the new Maintenance Platoon Admin Clerk (aka my under-study). And 28.02.06 marks his first day as my apprentice! *smilez widely* I started by briefing him about my work scope and daily tasks. After which, I took him on my rounds and taught him along the way. I hoped he has absorbed the massive input of information. *grinz*

Bao Jie (aka Blowjob) got caught for possession of pornographic vcds today. The worst thing is that he was caught by OC during his safety walk-through. *lol* After hearing his story, I agree that he is damn suay today. He blames it on his "Batam trip" because ever since he has returned, he has been having bad luck. In any case, I just hope that he can keep his cool when he sees OC tomorrow.

Woonie-boy said something that made me smile today. He commented that I am a clerk who provides excellent customer service. According to him, besides fulfilling my basic clerical duties and job tasks, I often got the extra mile to make people smile. Though doing this will increase my workload, but I feel happy when these people smile and thank me. I thought about what Woonie-boy said and realised he is right. My job involves interacting with many different people from many different departments. I feel the most important thing that enables me to get jobs done so quickly is because of my good interpersonal skills. Woonie-boy said this because I am going to clear leave and he does not want me to leave. I assured him that I will train the next clerk well but as for interpersonal skills.. I guess I am still the BEST! *grinz*

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/28/2006 08:55:00 PM

li ChuaN's & hAN ChonG's bdAE

It seems like there are a lot of people who are celebrating their birthdays today.

I met Josh at Tampines MRT station to shop for a birthday present for Li Chuan (aka The Mole *lol* ). In the end, we decided to get this urn of nu-er hong (some chinese "power" wine). I spotted it and told Josh that we could give him 2 options. Either he finish the urn of nu-er hong or we strip him and throw him into the swimming pool. *grinz* Sadly, we did not do anything to him. We were short of manpower. If only David and Khairiel were there, I guarantee he would have a birthday to remember forever. *lol*

After that, everyone decided to pay poor Han Chong a visit and to wish him Happy Birthday. We all squeezed into Pam's (aka Reckless Driver) Lancer. We made a mistake about the place because we all thought it was the Coasta Sands that was inside instead of the one at Downtown East. Khasrul (aka the Ultimate Loser *lol* ) paid the $1 entrance fee into the Chalet area while the rest of us entered for free! *lol* I guessed Allah is angry with him. *rofl*

Aniwae I felt kinda xianz there while Pam and Khas were bust trying to pry the identity of "Natalie's Friend" out of Boon Chin. I just wanted to go home. *yawnz* Finally, we left and Pam gave us all a lift home. Thank You Pam! I guess I will be seeing all of them again next Sunday because it is going to be Pam's turn.. to celebrate her birthday.

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/25/2006 11:56:00 PM

nIGHt OuT

Initially, Josh and I were supposed to head down to the Pavilion to attend a costume party there last night. In the end, we hecked the idea and decided to join Kerh and one of the reservists in my camp for KTV. It's beena long time since I went to KTV so I enjoyed myself last night. *grinz* Aniwae I reached home at 3+. I quickly took a bath and went to bed. *yawnz* But, I had to say.. Last night was very fulfilling! *lol*

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/25/2006 05:04:00 PM

MC

I have not been feeling well the past few days probably because I have ate something wrong. So, I decided to go CGH to see what is wrong with me.

When I arrived there, I was surprised to see so many patients in the waiting area on a Tuesday morning. In any case, I registered and took a seat for my turn in the triage. The thing is that I waited for FREAKING long before I got to see the nurse! From there, I got a rough estimate how long i had to WAIT before I will get to see the dogtor.

After I FINALLY got to see my dogtor, I realised why it took so long for my turn. The dogtor was FREAKING FAT! He is even fatter than the previous FAT dogtors. I have a statement to make here. I think all FAT dogtors have a FUCK CARE ATTITUDE! They always give you their sluggish bulldog-ish face as if you owe them something. As a patient, I felt I deserve better! you expect a sick person to feel better when you give them your fuck-up faces?! They can do very wel with a smile from these ass dogtors. These bastards think that that just because they have a dogtorate very big fuck huh?! Lick my big, fat ASS! To hell with these fuck-up dogtors! Singapore can do very well without these fuckers! Just a piece of advice to these dogtors.. For goodness' sake get your BIG ASS off that seat and start EXERCISING! How you expect Singaporeans to respond to the Obesity Campaign when our dogtors are not even setting an example?! Imagine telling your obese children to cut down on fatty food and exercise more, then they say "But the dogtors who checked us were even fatter than us!" What do we have to say to that? So FAT dogtors out there.. Do something about it! (I mean your physical appearance and your attitude!)

Aniwae I got a 1 day mc and returned home. I met up with Jackson for lunch as he was reporting sick at Tampines Polyclinic. He treated me lunch in exchange for getting an mc for him. In the end, I did not get the mc and the dogtor was damn sarcastic. Then, Jackson blur. He did not know whether to report back to camp, which is pointless since it was already 2+ at that time. I advised him to call Woonie-boy and puay with him. In the end, Woonie-boy allowed him to report sick at a private clinic. *lol* It turned out there were a lot of people on mc today. So with everything settled, we headed to Pavilion to have our "Dota Showdown" as planned. It was a draw.

I bought some frogs on my way home for my pet snake. Till now, it still does not eat them. Any advice anyone? Please advise me what to feed it. Thanks! Today has been quite a fulfiling day. *sighz* I got to return to camp tomorrow. *yawnz*

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/23/2006 12:31:00 AM

sNAkE ! pArt 2

Finally, I can sleep in peace knowing my snake is safely kept in my container. *REJOICES!*

I had closed my door and was about to switch off the lights when I spotted something long and dark behind my door. Upon a closer look, I realised it is my lost snake! *smilez* So, I made up my mind to catch it by hook or crook. I took about half an hour before it finally stayed where it should rightfully belong. Byt that time, it was already 3. *yawnz*

It was not surprising that I felt like I was floating when I went to work today. Seriously, I would have RSO if Wei Xuan did not give me a life to work in his BMW 7-Series. But I could not take it and decided to take the afternoon off so I can return home to rest. I felt better after a long nap. I gave her a call because she will be leaving Omega for NZ tomorrow. We would not be able to contact each other during her time there and the worst thing is that she does not know when she will be back. *sighz*

the only present I wish to receive is you..

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/21/2006 10:08:00 PM

nEwlY pOStEd-iN

I remember the first time I stepped into my present camp. The feeling of helplessness and sense of loss being in a completely unknown place is tremendous. It just seemed like yesterday all together again as all the memories starts to return. *dreams*

*snap* I turned to see who called me. It was one of those new guys who were asking me something. I had been day dreaming. *lol* I used to complain about how long more before I could stop being a slave. I realised that time had really flew. It is only another 2 more months before I get out of this shit hole.

There were 6 new guys who were officially posted in to our unit today. Firstly, I briefed them about the structure of our unit. After I had settled my parade state, I took them to FSM because he wanted to brief them too. Next, I took them to the canteen for breakfast and the E-mart to buy any neccessary stuffs. I spent the rest of the day preparing their stuffs eg. getting them their handbooks,their clothes sizing, interviews etc. It was indeed a very busy day for me. But, I guess this would be the last batch I will be orientating since I am clearing leave soon. *sighz*

I just hope that the next guy to succeed me will do a good job.

Maybe you think that this is the best for the both of us..

But don't you feel the pain?

If so, why still do it?

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/21/2006 01:03:00 AM

nUS & SmU bASh

I had a bad hangover when I got up this morning. Seriously, I wonder if I even slept because I felt I did not sleep a wink last night. My eyes were red when I got up this morning. All thanks to my ex-tjc-classmates for sabo-ing me! *lol* But we did had fun last night. *smilez*

I think Joshua spent lots of money on the drinks last night because he thought Michelle's friends were coming to join us. The problem is that they did come, only to take Michelle away. *sighz* In the end, we plyed the finger-guessing game and the loser had to drink. Before Michelle left, I was already a little high. Worse still, they continued to sabo me and I drink until I felt like I was floating. *lol* I think the fault lies with the tequila shot that david bought. That one is damn power. After I drank it, my whole body felt very hot. But, it was a good try. *grinz*

After the crowd built up, we decided to hit the dance floor. By that time, Joshua also high le. But, we kept pulling him in to join us. I realised something which Joshua mentioned. There were many different girls who danced around me. At one point, Joshua just turned me to face the girl who was dancing next to me. But, I got no balls larz. So, I quickly turned back. The girl left soon after which I'm not surprised since I must have turned her off. *lol* But I pai sei larz. If you are one of the girls reading my blog now, I want to apologise to you. *lol*

Aniwae, I finally told my mum that there is a snake lurking somewhere in our house. As expected, she practically screamed her lungs out. She said I was out of my mind etc. I talked to her before I went for dinner. She is heading to New Zealand this wednesday. I am hoping she will come back soon. May God bless each of our brothers and sisters of NTC!

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/20/2006 12:55:00 AM

sHiOk dAY

As the day of my ORD beckons, the smile on my face widens more each day. Even so, my day seems to be better as each day passes. *grinz*

I woke up at 10+. To my horror, I realised the snake was gone (as you had read in my earlier post). I was on off in the morning so I could sleep longer. The best part is Woonie-boy and Tok Cock would not be around when I return in the afternoon. *smilez*

Though they were not around, there was still work waiting for me when I got back. But, Woonie-boy said that I can fall out if I had finished my work. So, I set out doing my stuffs. I only finished everything at 430pm. Even if it is only half an hour earlier, I also happy! *lol* I called Woonie-boy to update him on everything and cleaned up the place before leaving.

At the interchange, I got approched by a PRUDENTIAL agent AGAIN!!! Sometimes I wonder, does my face writes "I want to buy insurance!" If not, why do agents approach me then minute I get off the bus? Why dun they go chase other guys who are around the same age as me? I still cannot figure it out. No matter how I dodge and hide, they will still get me. I give up! *sighz* This time I told them straight in the face, I dun want to waste both our time so please let me go. They were still persistant then I no choice give them black face. I realli did not want to do it, but I was quite tired and did not want to listen to them again. In the end, they just let me go (to my great relief!). *phew!*

Despite today's afternoon being a rather hectic one, but it feels good to know another day has passed. And, to know that I am one more day closer to my ORD date! *lol*

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/18/2006 02:24:00 AM

sNAkE !

I got the shock of my life when I got up this morning. The container is EMPTY! Even though I was not wearing my specs, I could tell that the snake was GONE! WTF?! Then..where is it? *oops!*

It all started when I caught a snake in camp yesterday. It is a baby python. I decided to keep it as a pet (though I know it is illegal under the Singapore Animal's Act). *lol* I felt very excited about it and thought about how I could rear it. I even wanted to take a few pics and post it over here so you guys can see how cute it looks! *smilez*

Sadly, it is LOST! (in my house!) I have spent the morning looking for it but to no avail. I think my mum is going to scream at me if she knows there is a snake lurking in our house. Hopefully, I can find it asap. If you guys have any idea what kind of conditions a snake would like to hide in or how to make the snake appear, do tag me! Thanks!

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/17/2006 11:51:00 AM

sKiPPinG CO PaRade

Though I woke up slightly later than usual this morning, I still made it to the bus interchange on time. But, with a very long queue in front of me. *xianz* That means I have to stand thoughout the journey to my camp. I was still feeling very sleepy probably because the application kept me up late yesterday night. What to do? Lan lan suck thumb stand all the way to yishun lorz.. *yawnz*

Finally, I got some news who would be taking over me. It turned out to be Joshua (as I had expected). *sighz* Honestly, I do not have a very good impression of him. He is already listed among the condemned few in our platoon. It seemed like nobody wanted him so I guess Woonie-boy will take him. Woonie-boy asked me for my opinion on Joshua (because he trust my analysis! *smilez*) and if I wanted him as my understudy. I replied that it is a widely known fact how "chao keng" this Joshua is. I told Woonie-boy that his working attitude and discipline is questionable. In short, I would not want him as my understudy lest he screws up the important stuffs. But, I left the decision to Woonie-boy because he is after all the Platoon Commander.

I called her mum this morning. I told her about the courses that she had chosen and briefly explained them to her mum. Auntie thanked me profusely but I told her it was no problem at all. As the days passes, I feel more and more encouraged. You must work hard too! Do not give up! You know it will all be worth it in the end. *smilez*

Today was the first time I skipped CO parade even though I am present. To avoid seeing Woonie-boy, I hid in FSM office with Yi Xiang. I spent the next half an hour sleeping. Before I knew it, FSM came in! It turned out that the parade was over already. I quickly went back and tidied my office and before going home. (at 5!) *grinz*

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/16/2006 12:50:00 AM

vAlENtINE's dAY

Once again, it's the time of the year again when girls will be looking at how deep their boyfriends are willing to dig into their pockets.

On the way to CGH this morning, I heard a report about "Can Money Buy Happiness?". I know you people are giving me the "duhz" expression. It's obvious the answer is a big NO! They were discussing about some girls being superficial who just bother only about the face value of their presents. Instead, people should look deeper into their partner's actions and thoughts. It is usually the smallest action that speaks the loudest (provided if the person has eyes to see!). maybe like what my friend said, it is all too commercialised. Despite so, it's still nice to exchange gifts and renounce your love for each other on this very special day.

I had just finished applying for her courses in the various polytechnics. I had a quarrel with my mum over my sis. Nowadays, I find that my sis and I are quarrelling more often with her. Not that we are out to pick a fight, nor are we not understanding to provoke her after a hard day's work, it is just that she is so UNREASONABLE! Like for instance just now, she was pissed with my sis for returning late. The next thing I know, I was next on the firing line. WTF?! How can she just rail at me for no God damn reason? I was pissed and shouted at her not to take it out on me. After which, she just kept quiet. I am so pissed!

I just think that my mum is SUPER-DUPER protective of us. Not that it is bad, but it gets irritating sometimes because you are totally restricted from doing anything against her will. There was once she made me pang sei my friends for a cycling trip. In the end, my friends also pissed with me. That time, I wanted to run away from home and just leave this dictatorial upbringing. I told myself, I will heck all the crap she got to say when I reach 21. I have had enough! Enough is ENOUGH! If she wants to chase me out then so be it, but bear in mind that once she chases me out, there is no turning back!

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/15/2006 01:52:00 AM

sLacK

Woonie-boy applied urgent leave today.

That means..

It is going to be another slack day for me! *lol*

Seriously, I have to admit.. I realli did not do much work today. I spent the morning reading the newspapers. After which, I discussed with Tok Cock about my University application. We talked about lots of stuffs including my church, Valentine's day, work etc. 2LT Alvan very funny today. He kept poking fun at Tok Cock, addressing him as Sir (though they are of the same rank) and kept pestering Tok Cock for off, giving a hundred different funny reasons why he be given off. *lol*

Guess I am realli very soft-hearted. Today, Yi Xiang asked me to help him a few times. Though I was unwilling, I did it aniwae. I can't expect the whole unit to cock up just because of a stupid experience. Then I thought, Work is Work! So, I decided not to be emotional about the whole matter and just forget about it. But, if he does that kind of shit to me again.. I guarantee he will get hell from me..

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/14/2006 01:07:00 AM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR - dAY 15

Today marks the end of the lunar Chinese New Year celebrations this year.

Bet the readers out there must be wondering why haven't I blogged these few days. Recently, my mum is busy rushing out her project and thus requires the computer. The worst thing is that she uses the computer till past midnight. There was once I even dozed off while waiting for her. Thankfully, I fnally got the chance to blog today! *smilez*

Yesterday, my ex-classmate and also a good brother of mine, Joshua turned 21! Congrats! Just like what you said.. Welcome to the World of Shit and Never-Ending Responsiblities! *lol* A year older means a year smarter and more sensible. So, look on the bright side of life! *grinz* Though his party was simple, but I managed to catch up with a few of my ex-classmates (that is the most important!). I really hope to meet up with all of my classmates real soon! Suddenly, I feel motivated to organise a class outing soon! *lol* I had helped Uncle Alan move my Aunt Jac's furniture. Aunt Jac will be leaving for America in March to meet up with her husband, Uncle Howe Yong who has been posted there. They will be there for about 5 years, so they decided to give some of their furniture to us.

Dad and I met up with my Uncle Alan at his house in Seng Kang. There, we moved the AIBI threadmill up to his house. After which, we proceeded to bring the fridge to my house before bringing the washing machine to my Grandma's house. *pants* My dad got to work later on so he stayed at home. Uncle Alan and I carried my Aunt Jac's washing machine to my Grandma's house and my Grandma's old washing machine to the lorry below. It was to be transported to Ah Yao Auntie's house later. Her green washing machine has accompanied me through my childhood years during the days in her old house. As I carried the washing machine away, there was a tinge of nostalgia in me. After delivering the washing machine to Ah Yao Auntie's family, we had lunch at my Grandma's favourite Niang Tou-Fu stall in Katong.

Woonie-boy got a MC from our camp MO on friday. That means.. I can go home early on friday! *lol* In fact, he left at around 9+ to attend a meeting in Paya Lebar Air Base. So, there was no one to restrict me because Tok Cock was on course. I spent the morning doing my work and the afternoon reading newspapers. Suddenly, SSG Chua came into the office (I do not have a very good impression of him). God know his intention! But, my guess is that he was hoping to catch me unaware and slacking (luckily I was not!) then he can go "backstab" me in fornt of Woonie-boy (which he is always good at). Ever since Wei Xuan warned me, I have been wary of him. He asked about Woonie-boy and I told him Woonie-boy was on MC. When he saw me reading the newspapers, he conveniently sat down and started reading the papers too. I had already expected it since Woonie-boy was not around to make noise. But, I was wondering what kind of example he setting for the NSFs. After that, he started to talk to me. Though I was not very willing, I decided to entertain him. One hour later, he left. At that time, I decided that it was time to leave too. I tidied and cleaned the office before leaving.

As I alighted from the 969 bus, I immediately got approached by a Prudential agent. This is the second female agent that had approached me in 2 days. I am wondering what is it about me that attracts them? *lol* Much as I tried to escape, she did not want to let me go. In the end, I gave in and sat down to listen. I realised it was more of a casual chat between friends than agent and client. Aniwae, I enjoyed the conversation because we exchanged viewpoints about certain issues and she also offered me advice on my Uni course selection with some business advice to boot too! *smilez* In the end, I left without signing up but I felt that I had spent the last 2+ hours well.

Finally, I got to talk to her. My mum managed to find out how to dial overseas using Sunpage. Initally, her mum called me to go her house to use their phone instead since I cannot dial overseas. But no matter what, I was glad to be able to hear her again. Unconsciously, we talked for 1/2 hr le, think my mum is going to kill me when she sees the phone bill this month. I realli miss her lots! I hope that she can stay there longer to serve the Lord but I also hope to see her soon. *sighz* I am hoping that she will come back this April to study.

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/12/2006 09:01:00 PM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR - dAY 11

I'm still darned pissed with Yi Xiang for what he did to me today! *argh!*

These days, I have been waking up with a 10-tonne head every morning. I do not know whether it is because of the cough mixture (my mum forces me) I take before going to bed, sleeping late nights or a sign that my body needs a rest. *shrugs* Aniwae I still went to work.

Tok Cock will be on course these 2 days, so that leaves Woonie-boy and me alone (oh no!). However, I got a pleasant surprise from Woonie-boy this morning when he told me that he will be going for his Malay course in the afternoon. You are right! That leaves me to the office alone! Thus, implying that I can go home at anytime so long as I had finished my work. *rejoices*

Though, it was a busy morning for me, but my spirits were high because I know I can go off earlier. *smilez* I planned to leave camp at 2pm. Of all people, Yi Xiang had to come and spoil my plan! Trust me! I would have beaten him up if I had not repeatedly kept my temper in check. *argh!*

She had warned me about him before but I told her it's ok because I often have to work very closely with him during office hours. But, I finally saw what an asshole he is today! Let me narrate the incident and you people tell me if I am over-reacting.

He came into my office before lunch time requesting to use my office computers. I said no problem since I was not using it. I also told him I had other things to do so I will not be in the office to accompany him and also warned him against touching any other stuffs in my office (Woonie-boy is very particular about outsiders in his office). I came back around 12, which was lunch time and he asked for my help to collect printer cartridges from the store. I agreed since I had finished most of my work (and also because I was in high spirits! *lol*). By the time, I had finished helping him, it was 1230. I realised I only had 25 minutes to eat and rush back to fall in. Luckily, I was in time.

After lunch, he still insisted on using the computer in my office. In the first place when I agreed to let him use my computer, it was because the computer was occupied by his understudy. Hence, I went over to his office and asked his understudy if he was done with the computer. He said he was done long ago. So, I went back and tell him to go back his office to use his computer instead because I was locking up and am going home soon. Guess what he said to me? "No, I don't want! I don't want to let you go home early! I want you to stay here till 430pm. If you go home now, I will complain to FSM."

On hearing these words, I was like WTF?! Is this what I get for lending you help when you need it? Now, you guys know why I am so FUMING MAD! *scowls* Sometimes, when FSM is not around, he also takes the chance to go home early. He even had the cheek to tell me that he will complain to FSM if I went home early. I was so pissed at that time that I said "By all means!" (since I had permission from Woonie-boy). Then, I proposed s suggestion. Since he wanted to stay in my office, it is ok with me. I decided to pass him my keys so he can lock up the office when he leaves and pass the keys to me tomorrow. But, NO! He was insistent on staying and no matter what I said or do, that ungrateful asshole also refused to use the UNAVAILABLE computer in HIS OFFICE! He said "You can leave the keys here lorz.. I will leave when I am done but I won't lock up. If anything lost, it's your problem."

I was at a loss and did not know what to do. In the end, I gave up and waited for him to finish his work (of irritating me!). Maybe, I am too soft le. In the past, I would have made sure he remembers never ever to be ungrateful again. Then again, I was in camp so I will get charged. By the way, there are actually plenty of computers for him to use. He chose my office because he wanted to enjoy the air-con. But, I had made up mind, I will never ever help him again.

work is just a means of escape for me

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/09/2006 12:11:00 AM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR -dAY 10

Overall, today has been a rather slack day for me.

Woonie-boy was on MC. So, the three little mice came out to play..

Jackson, Bao Jie & Brandon came to irritate the new officer, 2LT Tan Teng Kok (aka Tok Cock! *lol*). Firstly, they came in with Jackson reporting that the air hose burst while he was using it. (I had a feeling there was more than it meets the eye..) After that, they say they want to be clerks like me (because I'm gonna ORD soon). And if he needed to do anything, they will be most willing to do it. During this whole time, I was laughing to myself. I know they were deliberately irritating Tok Cock so I just admired the "show" they had prepared for me. Later on, they even got him to go down and do some ground work! *lol*

That was just the beginning. After falling out in the afternoon, they went up again to create havoc. Too bad, I was not in the office. But, I know their purpose in going up there. They wnated to get Woonie-boy's home number to check if he is really at home during his MC (since he always does that to us). Though I was not around, I really laugh my ass off! I guess life would be so much more boring if not for them.. *smilez*

Our unit had a CNY dinner function after office hours today. Attendance was compulsary. The food is not bad. I particularly liked the desert, Honeydew Sago (who's coughing? oops!) *grinz* I could not care less and left soon after eating my fill. I had to return to office to settle Benjamin's disruption and also grabbed my bag.

I met Yi Xiang on my way out. He told me that my lucky draw ticket number was the first one to be called out. I realised I could have won something if I had stayed a little longer. Heck! WHo cares about their pathetic prizes? Aniwae my close friends will know I have the luck to win lucky draws anytime, anywhere. *laughs*

can time realli heal all wounds?

i dunno..

i hope it does heal this huge slash in my heart..

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/08/2006 12:16:00 AM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR - dAY 9

I wonder when this cough of mine will disappear.. *coughs

When I returned today, I realised something. I realised how important I am (as quoted by Woonie-boy). The first thing I saw when I entered my office today was my "IN" tray piled with loads of documents. *sighz* I sighed and quickly skimmed through the documents after which I sorted them according to priority. Somehow, I have a feeling that today will be a busy day for me.

I only managed to go for my breakfast at around 10am, which was an hour away from my usual breakfast time of 9am. As expected, I had to eat alone. But, that is fine with me because I have gotten used to it. *sighz*

MCs! MCs! MCs! Immediately after my breakfast, I got down to clearing the huge pile of MCs in my tray. It was an EYESORE! Thankfully, I got rid of them before lunch. Not forgetting, I also had to helped the FSM people settle their stuffs. ARGH!

Finally, when i managed to get a breather. I decided that I wanted to do some area cleaning. So, I set about tidying up the office. Woonie-boy was obviously very pleased with the area cleaning I had done. I realised they do not dump things they no longer need. They just simply chuck them aside (tells you a whole lots about my superiors rite?). In the end, I had a THRASHBAG-FULL of rubbish to dump (if only I can squeeze them in too! *lol*). During which, I was coughing the whole time because the place was FREAKING DUSTY!

When I was done, I felt that a good sweep of my office would be an appropriate finale for my "project". I routinely sweep the office everyday before I knock off. I was shocked at the amount of dirt and dust I managed to sweep up after my period of absence. Obviously, this tells you that my sirs rather breathe in countless dust and dirt particles than sweep the floor of our office (while I was sick..) *sighz*

Everything also I do! Everything also I check! Then you this Woonie-boy receive Officer pay for f*ck?! It is not that I mind doing because I know it is part of my job. But when you see me overladen with work, you still can read newspapers so shuang?! OMG! What are they going to do without me? Whatever! I have already given in to my fate le. I just want to quickly get my National Service done and over with so that I can get the hell out of this place! *frustrated*

maybe city people are like snails trapped in shells..

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/06/2006 11:52:00 PM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR - dAY 8

I almost forgot that I an appointment with Diana today. Luckily, I had a hunch yesterday that I seemed to have forgotten something. The venue was East Coast Park. I chose it because it has been a while since I have been there. I also missed the sea.

The weather was pretty sunny today. The sea glimmered under the brillance of the afternoon sun. I had a good time admiring the beach while we strolled and caught up with each other. The initial plan was to walk to the hawker centre and then have something light there (since we've both eaten lunch). But, the weather was too hot and I did not want us to end up drenched in our own sweat *holds nose* . Thus, I suggested Mac's which was nearby.

Diana grabbed a McSpicy meal while I wanted to cool down a little first. I realli hate the newly introduced McSpicy Extra Value meal! What is Mac's thinking?! This is not the way to cut costs! You think we, consumers are supposed to buy your "ONE chicken fillet is now thicker and juicier" crap?! The McSpicy Double used to be my favourite Extra Value meal. I was shocked when I was told while I was ordering that they had changed it to a single "thicker" fillet. Why do we have to pay the same price for something that is of lower value? It is ironic that is called an "Extra Value" meal! I hope that some MacDonald's personnel will read this and revise their whole pricing system. Hopefully, they will bring back my favourite Extra Value meal soon! *wishes*

We talked about lots of stuffs since it was a long time the last time we met up. I ordered a Choc Hot Fudge sundae when my mouth started itching *grinz*. I was browsing through Diana's phone and I realised that she has lots of nice pics! So.. I started transferring those nice ones to my phone! *lol*

*time flew*

We started strolling back to Parkway Parade because we needed to get our buses from there. I took 36 to Orchard because I was meeting my mum there to attend some travel agency talk. But, it turned out to be a scam! They said their presentations were customised for couples. They did not allow my mum to attend it just because my dad was not around. I find that the reason was crap! I felt insulted and my mum got pissed and we left. *cool*

We made our way back to tamp to meet my sis for dinner. On our way home, we were talking about gers suffering from menstrual cramps. This was the conversation as follows..

Sis : I can't wait to reach menopause! Then, I won't have to suffer the pain of these cramps! *winches*

Me : You xiao ar?! You think menopause very nice to play ar?! I tell you.. Menopause is worse than what you are experiencing now.

Sis : Si mehz? How worse?

Me : Of cuz larz.. During menopause, women are more suicidal and their hormones go chaotic causing them to have extreme mood swings (now you know why female teachers in their late fourties are so detestable *lol*).

*sis ponders and mum listens to our conversation (obviously amused)

Me : But.. there is a cure for your cramps larz.. Then you need not experience them again.

Sis : Huh? What is it?

Me : Hmmz.. Get pregnant lorz.. Then you need not go through the cycle for a year! *lol (I was almost rofl by that time)

*sis gives me "tiaow" look and my mum started smiling

Me : Hmmz.. So you every year give birth to one then can le. Very soon, you will be holding the record for giving birth to the most number of babies. *lol*

Sis : You mad ar? Give birth also very pain lorz.. You think i what? Mother pig ar? *sis makes the ploop ploop sound* then come out already ar? *rofl*

Suddenly, the two words "mother pig" struck me. We used to joke about how mnay kids we wanted in future. *sighz* When we reached home, everyone did our part by doing our research on the places of interest in New Zealand. When we were done, it was already 12+ le, that is why I am blogging so late. *yawnz*

i'm like a living zombie stuck with a cabin of other zombies who stare blankly into space..

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/06/2006 12:29:00 AM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR - dAY 7

The "yu-shen" (raw fish) dinner is often eaten during the Chinese New Year. It is believed that by eating the raw fish, we would have an abundance of everything for this new year because of the saying "nian nian you yu" ("yu" as in abundance since they sound the same). Besides abundance, Chinese believe that during the tossing of the "yu-shen" dish, whatever auspicious words you say will be fulfilled in the new year.

I had to crawl out of bed today. I was supposed to give tuition to the twins at 9.00am. But, I only crawled out of bed at 9.00am. Heck! After my breakfast, I changed and quickly went over because I did not want to be late for my game later.

I was hesitant whetehr to join my parents for lunch or to meet my friends for the game. In the end, I chose the latter. It was a pretty good game which really worked my stamina. I think i need to start running soon. I was panting soon after the game started. My fitness had dropped drastically. *sighz

Soon, the next group of people who booked the court came and we left (after sparring with them *lol). I decided to take a bath at Raj's place before contacting my parents (to no avail). So, i returned home.

Incidentally, both my mum's and my dad's sides booked the restaurant for the "yu-shen" dinner on the same day. In the end, we went for our dad's side (no choice since my mum is considered "married away" le). In the past, we never had this problem. That is why I think this year's new year kinda sucky lorz.. *sighz

P.S : I mite be going to New Zealand in February. So, people out there.. Envy me while you can! *lol

Remember the lil books we promised to update everyday?

I dreamt of yours last night..

It was filled just like you had promised..

And i smiled..

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/05/2006 01:36:00 AM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR - dAY 6

I dreamt of you last night.

You were back.

We were very happy together.

It all seemed so real.

But, it was after all.. a dream. *sighz

I decided to apply for medical leave today. I was feeling confident about it too. But I was wrong.

The dogtor found out that I did not take my medicine on Wednesday and questioned me about it. But, she cut me short and said there should not be any excuses for not taking my medicine. Whatever! *pissed

Now, I know one thing is for sure. INDIAN DOGTORS SUX! I do not seem to have the affinity with them. This is not the first time liaoz.. They have no compassion at all! They think they dogtors big f*cks ar?! I practically felt like a mouse being twirled around her finger! I am so FREAKING pissed with her! All Indian dogtors should probably pack their bags and f*uck off back to India. If they want to stay in Singapore, then they should jolly well shut their trap and serve the society well! *sneers

In the end, I went to see a proper dogtor opposite my block. He was a Chinese and and showed much more compassion for his patient (at least I felt that way). He treated me like a patient should be treated. After taking my medicine, I returned home.

maybe everything was just but a dream..

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/03/2006 03:42:00 PM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR - dAY 5

I saw an ad by "BIG" (some electrical store at Harbourfront Centre) a few days ago. On it, there was a 6.0 mpx camera going for $88.80. The sale will end on Friday. Each day they will only sell 15 units.

This morning, I set off for Harbourfront Centre. When i took the escalator up till the 3rd storey, I got a shock. The queue was so FREAKING long. I thought I was early but it turned out that there were many more people who were EARLIER! All of a sudden, I remembered I live in Singapore. *shakes head

Since I was there, I might as well make the most out of the trip. I took some time to walk around their store. I must admit that their store have almost everything you can look for in it (except condoms! *lol) After that, I took a look at what they had to offer for cameras. At the same time, I decided to check out the specs of the camera in the ad.

It turned out that the 6.0 mpx was the resolution of the screen! *jeers The actual resolution of the photo quality is actually only 3.0 mpx! There is no optical zoom, only 4.0x digital zoom. *jeers louder Hearing these, I decided to repair my mum's Canon camera instead.

The people at the Canon service centre said there is a problem with the "ccd" (God knows what is that?) and there was a burning smell from the flash. The estimated repair cost is $100. Hopefully, I can get it back soon then you guys will get to see many nice pics soon! *smilez

the journey in life is long and ardous.. let me be the one who holds your hand & walk with you.. thru it all..

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/03/2006 01:25:00 AM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR - dAY 4

When I woke up this morning, I felt I was good enough to work. But because I was still in the Chinese New Year mood.. so.. *grinz

I was very pissed because I spent the morning running around trying to get my mc before returning to Tampines Polyclinic. *sighz Aniwae I managed to get my 2 days mc, so I'm feeling better liaoz..

By the way, here are some of the photos I took with my N6230i yesterday while I was in town with Min. I apologise to those who are very picky about photo quality (like me), but I will try to get my digicam asap so I can share with you guys my inspirations. But in the meantime, do make do with it. *smilez

P.S : I love the horse one the most! =p

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/01/2006 01:35:00 PM

ChINeSE NeW yEaR - dAY 3

Chinese believe that on the third day of the lunar Chinese New Year, it is inauspicious to "bai nian" (visit homes).

Mum woke me up this morn at 11 telling me that we will be going to her old classmate's house to "bai nian". I nodded and turned over. Much as i wanted to wake up, I could not find the strength to wake up. It was not long before my sis came to wake me up. This time, I managed to drag myself out of bed (with much reluctance). *yawnz

After we were done there (where i ate lots of tidbits! =p), we went to my mum's ex-colleague's (Aunt Angie) house to "bai nian". As usual, I attack the tidbits there. *grinz

Next, we headed to Edwin Ah Yi's house, not before my mum hesitated and procrastinated whether to go to her boss's house. As a result, my poor dad had to drive in a very BIG circle! *sighz But i did not stay there long too. I was to meet Hui Min at 4pm.

I spent a lot of money eating today. I know that this is one of the ways to make me feel better. When we met, we headed to the desert shop my Uncle Alan brought me last time. After having some sweet stuffs, I felt a lil better. *yummy!

Min said she was looking for a bdae present so we walked around before a Converse sale caught her eye and she decided to get a brown tank top for her friend. After walking around a while more (realising Baker's Innz was close), we decided to have dinner at Spagetties (thk it's spelt like that) in Paragon. Then, I suddenly had a craving for coffee. So, we chilled out at TCC (PS outlet). I ordered a "Columbian Supremo". Though a lil bitter, but I kinda like it's taste so I did not add milk. Even though Min was like some "milk" promoter (sounds suggestive huh?) *laughs , she kept insisting that i should add milk into my coffee despite my protests.

When we were done savouring the coffee, we left for home. As I was telling Min today, the two words "instant gratification" kept floating into my mind. I am quite afraid of what I will do next. *sighz

No pain killers can ease the pain I am feeling inside.. Only you can bring me out of this hell..

mUttOns bLeAtEd at... 2/01/2006 01:16:00 AM

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